my ass is sponsored by @eeli-ah insta: rainbowricechrispiesTumblr (3.0; @nova-peg)http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6dd834ec004066399d1cbe22fecce164/tumblr_par59jHbQa1rvey8qo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbb3b4060a0a78e41c879dcce03708f6/tumblr_par59jHbQa1rvey8qo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://bilbo-swwaggins.tumblr.com/post/175156738101/i-need-everyone-to-witness-what-i-witnessed-at-the" class="tumblr_blog">bilbo-swwaggins</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today</p></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175289117331http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175289117331Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:53:21 -0700 <video id='embed-5b32e6139ff6e648485214' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='500' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p715prxABJ1shb0bo_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p715prxABJ1shb0bo_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"250"}}' > <source src="https://nova-peg.tumblr.com/video_file/t:qHiYM7dhYj0mjQbOX8W6fQ/175288377828/tumblr_p715prxABJ1shb0bo/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://pr1nceshawn.tumblr.com/post/173130064155/nice-shot" class="tumblr_blog">pr1nceshawn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Nice Shot!</p></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175288377828http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175288377828Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:25:16 -0700videohumans are awesome<p><a href="https://theincognitolesbian.tumblr.com/post/174241841952/me-at-14-like-maybe-im-a-lil-gay-but-im-not" class="tumblr_blog">theincognitolesbian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me at 14: like maybe im a lil gay but i’m not gonna let that define me im so much more than my sexuality like i can be straight if i try really hard</p> <p>me now: </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="263" data-orig-width="407"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd234741b53a765939e586190d3d7ef9/tumblr_inline_p99tx07zrL1v3z7sc_540.gif" data-orig-height="263" data-orig-width="407"/></figure></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175287607227http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175287607227Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:56:49 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd7d23b3143193e98c150728e589b5a9/tumblr_pauiar72ke1shn04do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iglovequotes.net/post/175242941148/httpiglovequotesnet" class="tumblr_blog">iglovequotes</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://iglovequotes.net/">http://iglovequotes.net/</a></p></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175286848857http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175286848857Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:28:48 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e31b33f5df9ee95b42ebb0feb8ac3c2/tumblr_pauqunSdsC1qeakddo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nyagga.tumblr.com/post/175220705497/amuzed1-los-angeles-ca-june-24-janelle" class="tumblr_blog">nyagga</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://amuzed1.tumblr.com/post/175220676997/los-angeles-ca-june-24-janelle-monae-attends" class="tumblr_blog">amuzed1</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote><p> <small>LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 24: Janelle Monae attends the 2018 BET Awards at Microsoft Theater on June 24, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. <br/></small></p></blockquote></blockquote> <p>NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT.</p> </blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175286060292http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175286060292Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:00:21 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cfa7406c4098b4480fb1cb521e4b0b8c/tumblr_oqxw9gFOEt1rataj6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175285275522http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175285275522Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:32:17 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9710d5e42fc8b718d8f60c2bf472790b/tumblr_n084r12plB1s60pboo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a9418b561d4000f38f239c3f8d467c8/tumblr_n084r12plB1s60pboo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b016c36197a3a16028c3f79e0c5be725/tumblr_n084r12plB1s60pboo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/95413c0b78192a66769a4adb33a9a4af/tumblr_n084r12plB1s60pboo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2825f62e8c7d931d761a4619a89211e/tumblr_n084r12plB1s60pboo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/498e8ee4d3d96bb6fd9d319a78c0b6fd/tumblr_n084r12plB1s60pboo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://poptilyadrop.tumblr.com/post/75058024019/i-am-dave-dave-is-me" class="tumblr_blog">poptilyadrop</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I am Dave, Dave is me</p></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175284453931http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175284453931Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:03:46 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/71fdc1b16477faef94f9600cbb26f733/tumblr_o1ov9eQloM1v69k47o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d076e981c0a322a5d2deac073907c5db/tumblr_o1ov9eQloM1v69k47o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175283645250http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175283645250Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:35:46 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/438dbea16ef0199f3f15f42001002135/tumblr_oywna55hsS1trfrvwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gunpowder-tea.tumblr.com/post/169283402393/meggory84-ikea-bringing-the-s%C3%A5lt-that-guys" class="tumblr_blog">gunpowder-tea</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://meggory84.tumblr.com/post/167211296203/ikea-bringing-the-s%C3%A5lt" class="tumblr_blog">meggory84</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>IKEA bringing the SÅLT</p></blockquote> <p>that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries </p> </blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175282835090http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175282835090Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:07:42 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a84272acc9888722da190dd9a871bc1e/tumblr_p6rypo2LiL1u5oxauo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175282031616http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175282031616Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:39:16 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/370ea204f941e760ba76613533129102/tumblr_par4verlS01wsbn2ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://picsthatmakeyougohmm.tumblr.com/post/175244023132/hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">picsthatmakeyougohmm</a>:</p><blockquote><p>hmmm</p></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175281251406http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175281251406Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:11:12 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/254be17e6009d446180de325a8c820e0/tumblr_paphebl7XZ1qluxrio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/80bcca9b59450be15df4ab1ca465d13c/tumblr_paphebl7XZ1qluxrio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://monkeysky.tumblr.com/post/175129563727/please-refrain-from-levitating-when-you-touch-the" class="tumblr_blog">monkeysky</a>:</p><blockquote><p>please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen</p></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175280473039http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175280473039Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:42:46 -0700 <video id='embed-5b32e613a27be217693804' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p9vcjyvl7e1ufbwoc_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":7,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p9vcjyvl7e1ufbwoc_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://nova-peg.tumblr.com/video_file/t:qHiYM7dhYj0mjQbOX8W6fQ/175279737324/tumblr_p9vcjyvl7e1ufbwoc" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://bigredm38.tumblr.com/post/175224996180/killzombieseatbacon-ougiebougie" class="tumblr_blog">bigredm38</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://killzombieseatbacon.tumblr.com/post/175224546395/ougiebougie-killzombieseatbacon-lol-takin" class="tumblr_blog">killzombieseatbacon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ougiebougie.tumblr.com/post/175224496836/killzombieseatbacon" class="tumblr_blog">ougiebougie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mns8eLU1FA2L0jhR7ljNQPQ">@killzombieseatbacon</a> </p></blockquote> <p>Lol takin out the whole team</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="395" data-orig-width="702"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bbb4941f6739b0992a0dfd4631968264/tumblr_inline_pauyhzq1AR1svxpb4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="395" data-orig-width="702"/></figure><p>.</p> </blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175279737324http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175279737324Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:14:43 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cf262fc6aa3a0ed30160ebd8ef53beb8/tumblr_p7yhtfnaIv1xoyw8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175279016206http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175279016206Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:46:15 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/11a81091f3170974e175be4519e43880/tumblr_oyvjwoqxrX1qewacoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/475cd9492d13614f163d1bb6053c17ea/tumblr_oyvjwoqxrX1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/03e847263e00977a439abaad7919dabf/tumblr_oyvjwoqxrX1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175278326193http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175278326193Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:18:15 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ad7995eaf06c6419b288de5dcf8ce1a/tumblr_mt2temvIil1rcf983o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nintendolegend.tumblr.com/post/61126666043/oh-mario-i-want-to-lick-the-inside-of-your" class="tumblr_blog">nintendolegend</a>:</p><blockquote><p>“Oh Mario? I want to lick the inside of your ribcage! MARIOOOOOOOO!<span>”</span></p></blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175277628577http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175277628577Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:49:49 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ded65291dc316d3414e8c5c2c0f7f65/tumblr_p8f9rhbTun1xpvizao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175276946335http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175276946335Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:21:42 -0700<p><a href="https://thebrainofalbertwily.tumblr.com/post/173435988424/accio-shitpost-did-you-put-your-name-into-the" class="tumblr_blog">thebrainofalbertwily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://accio-shitpost.tumblr.com/post/171433716794/did-you-put-your-name-into-the-goblet-of-fire" class="tumblr_blog">accio-shitpost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly.</p> <p>The word ‘calmly’ can hold different meanings in different circumstances. If you were to pass someone a bucket of water calmly when their house was burning down, it could suggest that you were the sort of brave individual who was always prepared to combat the sources of arson when they occur. If you were to ask a nervous bank teller to fill a sack with money while calmly pointing a gun at their head, it might mean that you were the kind of villainous person who practiced such odious and criminal activities on a regular basis. Or if, like me, you were to sit calmly typing the next chapter of your chronicle in the lives of some unfortunate young children, while all around you the kitchen of the reputable restaurant that you were hiding in was slowly filling with sand, it would indicate that you have a life that is often filled with peril and misfortune, and that you were bound by duty to complete your task, no matter how miserable.</p> <p>Of course, the word ‘calmly’ is never used to indicate a person flying into a rage and shouting your words angrily. ‘Angrily’ is in fact an antonym of ‘calmly’, an antonym being a word with entirely the opposite meaning of the original, such as ‘villain’ and ‘volunteer’, ‘birthday party’ and ‘tragic fire’, or ‘author’ and ‘happy person’.</p> <p>Now, obviously, a well-read and distinguished director of cinema would never mistake a word with its antonym. That would be preposterous, a word which here means ‘create an incredibly out of character scene and confuse the audience.’</p> </blockquote> <p>Did you just Lemony Snicket “Calmly™”</p> </blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175276249449http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175276249449Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:53:19 -0700 <video id='embed-5b32e613a35ec651412614' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p8o92wBWt91r5zq6a_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":19,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p8o92wBWt91r5zq6a_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://nova-peg.tumblr.com/video_file/t:qHiYM7dhYj0mjQbOX8W6fQ/175275575428/tumblr_p8o92wBWt91r5zq6a" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://ruinedchildhood.tumblr.com/post/173861419379/ruinedchildhood-fire-breathing-dragon-catches" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://ruinedchildhood.tumblr.com/post/173861279479/fire-breathing-dragon-catches-fire-at-disney-world" class="tumblr_blog">ruinedchildhood</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Fire-breathing dragon catches fire at Disney World parade (Vid: IG - hollyer)</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1168" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/609e11574cd146308adbb75abdf048d9/tumblr_inline_p8o9etbk831ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1168" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><p><a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/995044912440758272?s=19">source</a></p> </blockquote>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175275575428http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175275575428Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:25:13 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6e8ed4ca90a07fde1f2bc8a498f1e94d/tumblr_p7e18jkBoT1vjcb7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175274876987http://nova-peg.tumblr.com/post/175274876987Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:56:47 -0700